(take comfort in Cthulhu)
(does not apply if your last name is Howlett or Voorhees)
(leave them no doubt that it’s the real thing)
(you have to use the right bait)
(only available in XL or larger)
(you’re probably one as well)
(burn the sacrament and bow down before Boognish)
(I have discovered that I am the king of Spain)
(an expression of doughnuts worldwide)
(more country than country, more punk-rock than punk-rock)
(revenge for being subjected to the red load screen once too often)
(I like “emotional music”.)
(stay tuned for more helpful hints)
